When I Come Back...

In this life I am a woman.

But in my next life I'd like to come back as a bear.

When you're a bear, you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for 6 months.

I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're suppose to eat yourself stupid.

I could deal with that too!

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children

(who are the size of walnut's)

when you're sleeping and wake to partially grown cute, cuddly cubs.

I could definately deal with that!

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business.

You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.

If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.

I could deal with that!

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.

He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear!!!

How appropriate that I come back as a blond bear!